Black Yet Full of Stars – Black Yet Full of Stars Review
There’s no doubt about it, in this burgeoning world of myriad metal sub-genres, an unlucky few have been branded as default pejoratives. We’re all guilty of it to some degree: nu metal, metalcore,...
View ArticleObake – Draugr Review
Okay, let’s get this out-of-the-way right off the top. This album cover gives me the creeps. It also makes me think of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. So I alternate between grimaces and laughter...
View ArticleTheocracy – Ghost Ship Review
Though I’ll admit to having steered clear of “Christian metal” over the years due to some silly, small-minded prejudices, there have been exceptions that slowly opened my eyes. Trouble began life as a...
View ArticleMadder Mortem – Red in Tooth and Claw Review
I was going to begin this review by referring to Madder Mortem as one of Norway’s best kept secrets, but I had no idea if that were true. It’s hard to judge how well-known a metal band is outside of...
View ArticleThe Von Deer Skulls – The Rest Is Silence Review
To state the obvious, it’s my allotted task to listen to music and quantify it as best I can so that your delicate, little shell-like ears can filter out the good, the bad and the downright ugly....
View ArticleCrippled Black Phoenix – Bronze Review
In honor of our esteemed Dr. A.N. Grier’s misplaced love for baseball (and the fact that the season has finally come to a merciful conclusion), I present a baseball analogy for Crippled Black Phoenix....
View ArticleNoveria – Forsaken Review
The mainstream view of metal is that it’s either scary or ridiculous. Which, I suppose, makes us all a bunch of clowns, both in how society views us and in our low-key terrorization of the collective...
View ArticleHemina – Venus Review
Album length is an ongoing discussion here at Angry Metal Guy, with one side arguing for more material and the option to listen in parts or mix tracks into playlists, and the correct side arguing for...
View ArticleLight and Shade – The Essence of Everything Review
My short tenure with everyone’s favourite Angry Metal website has already changed my views on music in profound and mysterious ways. Forming an opinion on an album used to be instinctual; I either...
View ArticleFlidais – Kazador Review
Judging a book by its cover is an age-old tradition, despite the advice of moms everywhere. Albums are much the same. For instance, if the cover is a black passe-partout around a black and white...
View ArticleArriver – Emeritus Review
With the absurd amount of music being produced these days, I can only imagine how difficult it is for bands to gain exposure. Metal already caters to a rather niche market, and so it’s understandable...
View ArticleJardín de la Croix – Circadia Review
Winter nights mean crackling fireplaces, warm sweaters, and mulled cider. They mean snuggling under a comfy blanket in the warmth of your house while you watch snow gently fall outside your window....
View ArticleArcade Messiah – III [Things You Might Have Missed 2016]
As I sit here on a snow-covered porch, watching the snow dissipate below the rising sun, it dawns on me just how much I dislike the term “post.” I hate Post-It notes, post holes, fence posts, and (the...
View ArticleGojira – Magma [Things You Might Have Missed 2016]
Gojira’s Magma was a pretty major release this year, and while it didn’t get any Angry Metal Guy love it got plenty of Huck N Roll love. So much so, in fact, that it landed in my comprehensive, well...
View ArticleAvenged Sevenfold – The Stage [Things You Might Have Missed 2016]
If you’re anything like me, you have probably avoided Avenged Sevenfold for a long time after hearing their older work, which was so firmly planted in the land of metalcore it didn’t seem like they...
View ArticleProtest the Hero – Pacific Myth EP [Things You Might Have Missed 2016]
In the past, mentioning Protest the Hero among the trve resulted in long side-eyes or questions of “Are they really metal?” (I can’t wait to see how well this review goes over). But since we let a...
View ArticleDGM – The Passage [Things You Might Have Missed 2016]
Italy’s litany of exports are unmistakably intertwined with the country’s culture; one look at a Fiat or an Armani suit and my intuition immediately tips me off that it’s a product of pizza-pasta land,...
View ArticleLaster – Ons Vrije Fatum Review
As we hurtle headlong into another lap around the Sun, now is about the time we all take stock and reflect upon the goings on of the past 366 days. 2016 surely was a year of contrasts. While...
View ArticleNeed – Hegaiamas: A Song for Freedom Review
Every genre has its tropes. Power metal’s unhealthy obsession with dragons and unicorns, for example. Thrashers shower but twice a year. Did you know that most black metal musicians are allergic to...
View ArticleBlack Anvil – As Was Review
Black Anvil is one of those bands you always expect to break through on their next record. Formed in 2007 by members of New York hardcore act Kill Your Idols, the black metal quartet’s 2009 debut Time...
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